TEN STUPID THINGS
THAT FEMSUBS DO
TO MESS UP THEIR LIVES

borrowed from
COME HITHER: A Commonsense Guide to Kinky Sex.
Chapter Twelve--The View from the Bottom: Sexual Submissives

• 1. They discover they're sub on Monday, go looking for a maledom on Tuesday, and have their first experience on Wednesday.

• 2. They don't bother to learn before doing.

• 3. They believe everything that dominants tell them.

• 4. They believe nothing that dominants tell them.

• 5. They get so hungry for submission, they submit to anyone who wants them.

• 6. They agree to be an Internet correspondent's slave before meeting him in person.

• 7. They make a lifetime commitment to someone before spending a significant amount of time with him.

• 8. They measure a maledom only by his ability to turn them on, and not by any real-world considerations.

• 9. They lie about themselves to dominants.

• 10. They ignore the advice in this chapter.