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Unbecoming traits in a sub

nightheron2 2001-06-27 00:52

1. She has a tattoo from the CDC.

2. She tells you that despite the fact that her old master is on death row, the rest of the guys in his motorcycle gang still think of her as his property.

3. She frequently calls you by yelling: "Yo, master!"

4. Her idea of "a good caning" is shopping for furniture at Pier One.

5. Her "safe word" is "POLICE!"

6. She can never quite remember where she put those keys to those darn handcuffs.

7. Her self-chosen slave name is "Electra".

8. Her REAL name is "Electra".

GloriaBrame 2001-06-27 14:38
9. He wipes his nose on your expensive new leather cuffs.

 

The Bridal Suite

-Craig- 2001-07-11 06:36

A husband and wife were checking in to a small motel. The wife mentions that they are on their honeymoon.

"Oh how nice -- would you like to rent the bridal?"

"Nah, we won't need it," the husband answers. "I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."

 

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