| Question: My girlfriend likes to use different types of fruit and veg on herself when I'm not at home. She says it gives her a great orgasm but I'm worried that it could be dangerous or unhealthy. I need your advice. Answer: My first thought is that I hope she washes them--before AND after. There is absolutely nothing intrinsically dangerous about having an intimate relationship with cucumbers, carrots or other crops--unless you consider the absence of intelligent conversation a problem. The only time to worry is when she prefers a vegetable to you. (And, yes, such fetishes can and do occur, albeit RARELY.) Put simply, some women use store-bought dildos, and others are Nature Girls who adapt practical objects for sexual purposes. Morally, there is no difference between a woman using a high-priced vibrator with all the whiz-bang attachments, and one who opts for a low-tech zucchini. The main difference is the price. Okay, and the texture. Personally, I think you should count yourself lucky to have such an imaginative and uninhibited lover, and one who is open enough to share with you the details of her favorite masturbatory techniques. There are a lot of men out there who'd give their eye-teeth to watch their girlfriend get it on with Nature's bounty. Next time, why not propose making a salad together? Dressing of your choice, but please, don't forget to wash your vegetables!
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