Question:
Can you please settle a dispute between me and my girlfriend. I find it really horny to ejaculate onto her face, but she's adamant that sperm can blind her if it goes into her eyes or burn the skin on her face. Who is right?

Answer:
Unless your semen comes pre-mixed with turpentine, that's unlikely.

No, I'll go out even further on this tumescent limb: it's impossible.

Semen does not blind or burn; nor does it make your palms grow hair. It is not a remedy for anything that we know of,
nor a good hair or skin conditioner. As a meal, it is less than filling and it fails miserably as a vitamin supplement.

Semen is a reproductive substance intended to be introduced into the body of another. If sperm could blind her eyes or burn her face what does she think it would do to the delicate tissues in her vagina? Assuming that you have no STDs, your sperm is a harmless bodily fluid. It may be a little goopier than most body fluids, and I can't personally recommend the taste, but it certainly isn't toxic. Otherwise, there would be few women alive today.

I don't know where your girlfriend picked up these old wives tales. Perhaps from some old wives who were looking for excuses not to give blow jobs. However one more bit of advice before you storm off in a squirting ecstasy. You may find it wildly exciting to jack off onto her face--but how does she feel about it? It's possible your girlfriend is giving you excuses because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by admitting that it turns her off. ASK HER. If she doesn't like it, whether or not it's safe, she has the right to say no to you and you have the duty to respect her wishes.

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